Pardon me, but I would just like to brag about my favorite Linux desktop environment, Xfce.

Okay, it's not as pretty as GNOME (but beauty is in the eye of the beholder), and perhaps not nearly as configurable as KDE. All conceded. But like anything else you fall in love with, it need not be the best in every category or everyone's favorite--its unique features made you a silly fanboy and you just can't help but love that, too.
Maybe I should outline what I like about desktop environments, for starters. I, like most Linux users to be sure, am very much into my user experience on the computer.
So I've got my particulars. And they are: